Liz Cheney Makes War, not Love

Satire/Parody

Late at night, I thought about my speech as I tossed and turned in bed. I didn’t give the speech I wanted to give. I gave the speech a PRESIDENT WOULD GIVE. This is MY rendezvous with destiny. My calling. My shot.

I am not throwing away my shot.

Who is the only Republican the media likes? ME. No one else can navigate between the elites and the little peo…