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Donald Trump is the first comedian President in the history of the United States, and it's glorious. MAFA: Make American Funny Again.

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Did you all see the DOJ move today to ‘unveil’ the Iranian assassination attempt of DJT? This is such blatant deflection from the ACTUAL assassination attempt by Thomas Matthew Crooks that we still know nothing about. F*ck Merrick Garland. Can’t wait to be unburdened by that lawfare loving SOB.

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The timing is definitely suspect. They want to get into the good graces of the President elect perhaps? Not to mention the attempt to make the FBI out to be the hero at uncovering the plot.

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Nov 9·edited Nov 9

It’s all manufactured I believe, yes. In the big picture the war in Ukraine is going to be ended by Trump. So the MIC needs to line up another enemy to direct eyeballs and $ towards. I’ve seen this movie before, many times, in and out of uniform.

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I sure hope DJT does not fall for this crap all over again. I hope and hope and hope and pray.

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JFK and Reagan were pretty funny too as was Lincoln in a NSFW way.

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but Trump is "spit out your coffee"/"pee in your pants' funny!!

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Yeah I know, I've read some of their instagram posts.

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Lincoln did say that you can't believe everything you see on the Internet

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Need a letter to whoever owned the garbage truck as well.

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Did you hear what he said the the garbage truck driver? “Can we stop at McDonalds on the way? I used to work there”.

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LOL

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Did you hear what he said the the garbage truck driver? “Can we stop at McDonalds on the way? I used to work there”.

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I believe the truck driver referred to his ride as "Garbage Truck 1"

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Maybe Kamala can take over for him – she allegedly has experience and is going to be looking for a new position. er.. employment after Jan 20, 2025.

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She is getting very close of making this very clear: she worked at either the McDonalds on Central Avenue in Alameda, CA, or on Shoreline, in Alameda, CA. It was during an unconfirmed date/period in which she was home for the summer from Howard, even though her parents no longer lived in Oakland at the time. It was not as a teenager in Canada. That was ^&*%%% misinformation. It was of undisclosed duration, and no one can get documented proof (since no Social Security was filed by her boss?) but her duties did include making fries. Allegedly !

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If true, then she actually did some productive work during her lifetime. I'll have to raise my opinion of her.

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No, don’t raise your opinion of her. Keep it low

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LOLOL!!!!

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It's a great day in America when we can laugh and have fun with our President.

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This will look great on President Trump’s résumé.

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If Micky D's is smart, they'll come up with a special Happy Meal soon...

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The Orange Burger?

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Thinking more like Victory Fries....

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both

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I never thought I'd describe the President of the United States as "EPIC TROLL", much less approvingly, but it's a strange world we live in.

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Beautiful.. Will surely set Dems on fire.

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Yes, just like the NSDAP, they have no sense of humour and it’s going to set them off for even more hilarity.

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That is priceless

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Time for MALA--Make America Laugh Again!

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Congratulations Mr President Elect! You are very kind to open up this position for the soon to be unemployed Vice President of the US, Kamala Harris. Perhaps she can correct the record of her employment now.

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He also apologized that he could not,in good faith, give a recommendation to a new applicant for the position, a K. Harris. Apparently her resume is suspect.

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Such a class act. I had a 4-H leader tell me once that a thank you never costs; it pays. Good advice. 👍

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Humor is back!

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Hahahahahahaha!!!

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You cant spell McDonald's without the Donald.

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